I'm sorry this sucks.

beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

(via hi)

carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

(via quin-the-infinite-fandoms)

transerwin:

the-mantling-dark:

Thor telling dad jokes.

"i’m hungry"

"HELLO HUNGRY, I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN, PRINCE OF ASGARD, AND I AM ALSO YOUR FATHER"

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

m-monte4:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

october-darling:

moosesweaters:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

WHAT IF WE STARTED A FANDOM FOR DRAKE BELL AND CALLED IT

THE BELL-IEVERS

WHAT IF

LETS DO IT

Just one problem… Who would be in it?

Oh I don’t know how about the fucking 30 thousand people who reblogged and liked this post?

now 61,000

(Source: hanari-502, via potterlovermore)

suckinghemmo:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

this is basically just highschool musical

(via euphhonious)

scottthepilgrim:

rnints:

mixuelite:

bewbin:

rneerkat:

no arguing today, just a green

i red this twice then i got it

this blue my mind

this is awful

purple

(via friskatwerket)

Anonymous asked: you're a fucking idiot

cyberflirt:

tyrongtyger:

cyberflirt:

tyrongtyger:

transtrenderdead:

*your

…. This literally proves you’re a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

*your

Listen. Idiot.

You’re is a contraction for “you are.” Thusly, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

*your

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

(via hi)

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

(Source: , via squirtle-stahp)

covertcalligrapher:

today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”

(Source: beagletime, via friskatwerket)

chippychime:

when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

image

(Source: chipchopclipclop, via rustybuttholes)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via rustybuttholes)

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

tsarbucks:

I’m not a plumber I don’t have time to deal with your massive amounts of shit

Rather you be a rancher. Then you can deal with all the bullshit.

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

(via friskatwerket)

clacl:

if you call my smile ugly im never smiling again

(via hi)

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