my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”
Thor telling dad jokes.
"HELLO HUNGRY, I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN, PRINCE OF ASGARD, AND I AM ALSO YOUR FATHER"
WHAT IF WE STARTED A FANDOM FOR DRAKE BELL AND CALLED IT
LETS DO IT
Just one problem… Who would be in it?
Oh I don’t know how about the fucking 30 thousand people who reblogged and liked this post?
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
this is basically just highschool musical
no arguing today, just a green
i red this twice then i got it
this blue my mind
this is awful
Anonymous asked: you're a fucking idiot
…. This literally proves you’re a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.
You’re is a contraction for “you are.” Thusly, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
(Source: , via squirtle-stahp)
today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”
when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
I’m not a plumber I don’t have time to deal with your massive amounts of shit
Rather you be a rancher. Then you can deal with all the bullshit.
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it